Archives for Other Words

Beavis and Butt-Head – They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh

By Brandon X. W. | Published: August 22nd, 2010

beavis and butt-head

Beavis and Butt-Head – They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh “uh … that’s like, just a bunch of weird shapes.”

“They used to call us prophets, now they call us crazy”

By Brandon X. W. | Published: August 5th, 2010

Jesus

It really doesn’t get much crazier than this … “truth about 2012/ 99 percent of my dreams come true i im the holy spirit jesus twin brother amen” second part of 2012 ..i am not bipolar person i am ..God chocen child”’

Possibly the whitest commercial to ever be

By Brandon X. W. | Published: July 24th, 2010

family

If I ever had to show anyone a slice of pure suburban american cheese, I’d show them this commercial. “I’m hoping to probably get the new Camry hybrid.”

Possible Dog of the South movie?

By Brandon X. W. | Published: July 13th, 2010

Dog of the South cover

Film Producer Rodney Rothman (most recently of Get Him to the Greek) is apparently trying to put together a Dog of the South movie starring Bill Hader as Ray Midge. But don’t hold your breath for this one because you will definitely die before you even get to see a trailer. The source is a [...]

What’s it feel like to wake up in the morning feelin’ like P. Diddy?

By Brandon X. W. | Published: July 9th, 2010

Kesha

I guess being a low-talent, aspiring singer that looks like everyone else in southern California makes it hard to become famous the old fashioned way. Unless getting “hosed down” by your producer is the old fashioned way? I mean, even Marilyn Monroe admitted to giving a blow job or two. 2010 pop-sensation Ke$ha (tik-tok, blah [...]

The face of Oxycontin addiction

By Brandon X. W. | Published: July 1st, 2010

Oxy Kids

Is it possible to make doing drugs look any more boring? I don’t know, but this should be core of the next anti-drug ad campaign. I realize it’s annoying and cliche to say things like “I worry about the next generation of kids,” but damn … do we really need another reason to hate teenagers? [...]

Ab Circle Pro®

By Brandon X. W. | Published: June 6th, 2010

Ab Circle Pro "Results"

If you don’t know what the Ab Circle Pro® is, consider yourself lucky. If y’r still curious, a quick google search will bring you straight to that special hell. This is from the multi-hour long infomercial. Look at how the Ab Circle Pro® shaped his boobs so nicely. He barely even needs a bra now. [...]

RS Article: “GG Allin Beyond The Grave” (c. 2004)

By Brandon X. W. | Published: May 14th, 2010

GG Allin

While he was alive, G.G. Allin was best known for his blood-and-guts live show, which included such crowd pleasers as defecating on stage and brawling with the audience. In other words, everything but his music. But since his heroin-related death in 1993, Allin’s legend has spread, thanks in part to the Todd Phillips-directed documentary Hated [...]