Kesha

I guess being a low-talent, aspiring singer that looks like everyone else in southern California makes it hard to become famous the old fashioned way. Unless getting “hosed down” by your producer is the old fashioned way? I mean, even Marilyn Monroe admitted to giving a blow job or two.

2010 pop-sensation Ke$ha (tik-tok, blah blah blah, your love is my drug, etc) is no exception. Have you ever wondered what it feels like to wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? If so, then you’re in luck:

This is what it feels like to wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy [.com] [NSFW]

The photo this link leads to is definitely not safe for work, so if y’r being monitored: turn off images and at least listen to the song in the background and imagine what could be happening. Or don’t.