I love hearing Bill Hicks telling Marketing people to go and kill themselves. It’s just too bad that more of them didn’t do it. Because now every night when I’m nodding off, waiting for Artie Lange’s stand up special to return, this fuckin’ commercial totally kills my buzz:

The worst part about it all is that I know this eerie, disgusting form of marketing works. Every time this commercial is played, thousands of people say “aww, isn’t that just so cute!” and buy the stupid ring-tone.