Beavis and Butthead – Buttniks
Archives for April, 2010
Apocalyptic Survivalism for Romantics: A Review of Emergency by Neil Strauss
This book won’t save your life despite the bold claims on its cover. This book won’t even give you many tips on how to survive WSHTF (the survivalist acronym for When Shit Hits The Fan, according to the book). What this book will give you is an insight into the mid-life crisis of a fashionable [...]
Bone Sickness Demo Sample
Bone Sickness – Demo – Track 1 Ripping band from Olympia. First track off their demo. If your commentary begins with “this band sounds like _____bandname___” then just shut up. Bone Sickness Live in Olympia, WA (Spring 2010) This show took place inside of Phantom City Records in downtown Olympia, WA.
Proof That You Don’t Need Personality To Get Laid, All You Need Is AXE Body Spray
The newest AXE commercial proves to us that you don’t need to have a personality, or even speak to score with a girl like the one in this commercial. All you need to do is keep re-applying AXE throughout the night until you get laid. Actually, the AXE will keep reapplying itself at the right [...]
Leaked US Military Footage As The Source For The (Shitty) Song “Bodies” By Drowning Pool
Brutal Content. Play at your own risk. Courtesy of WikiLeaks … check this site out!
How To Hide Mediocrity Under a Ton of Blood, Guts, and Prison Time: A Review of Burzum’s Belus
Countless people have spent huge portions of their lives locked up in prison. A handful of them have grown stronger during it. Ghandi developed and strengthened many of his ideas and movement while being imprisoned by the British Empire. Bay Area rap innovator and legend Mac Dre went to prison and completely revolutionized rap after [...]
The Commercial That Disrupts My Late-Night Comedy TV Routine
I love hearing Bill Hicks telling Marketing people to go and kill themselves. It’s just too bad that more of them didn’t do it. Because now every night when I’m nodding off, waiting for Artie Lange’s stand up special to return, this fuckin’ commercial totally kills my buzz: The worst part about it all is [...]
UNCLE TOM’S WHITE HOUSE: Obama’s Healthcare Reform
In 2008, it appeared that America was on the upswing as we elected the first African American president and kicked neo-conservatives to the curb. Finally, the Bush era was over and we could move forward with fixing the problems we caused foreign and domestic. We marched through the streets in triumph, chanting “Yes we can.” [...]